Your Kawaii glitter!

''We...are the Crystal gems! We always save the day! and if you think we can't we'll always find a way! That's why the people of this world believe in...Garnet, Amethyst and Pearl...and STEVEN!''

Steven Universe: An annoying fat kid! Garnet: A stoic gem made out of lesbians Jasper: Big Buff Cheeto Puff Pearl: Considered a hot bird mom Peridot: Green Space Dorito Lapis Lazuli: A poor gem that deserves better Amethyst: A fat lazy purple gem! Greg: A dumb ass father who can't take care of his own child Rose: A pretty thing that died becuz of Greg

Lion: Some dumb gay pink lion that may be connected to Steven's mom

Connie: Stevens Indian Friend

Mayor Dewey: The Mayor of Beach City who has a crush on Bird Mom!

Jenny Pizza: ''A black girl considered one of the cool kids! and works at a gay pizza place''

Sour Cream: A ugly guy who is one of the cool kids and has a creepy half brother

Buck Dewey: One of the cool kids...the mayors son!

Sadie: Works with a jerk at a doughnut place

Lars: '' A bitch ass lil shit who deserves to die and burn! Sadie deserves better!!!!!''

Onion: A fucking creepy kid who possibly can be Satins son...

Jamie the Mail man: A mail man who had a crush on Garnet

Kiki Pizza: Jenny's siter

Ronaldo Fryman: Some fuckin stupid guy that love Peridot!!!!!!!!!

Peedee Fryman: Ronaldos weird brother!

Mr.Fryman: The father of the two above!

''We...are the Rainbow Colors! We always save the day! and if you think we can't we'll always find a way! That's why the people of this world believe in...Red, Orange, Yellow, Green, Blue, Indigo and Violet...and STEVEN!....SOMEBODY GOTTA MAKE FANART OF DIS SHIT IF THE CRYSTAL GEMS THEME WASNT GEMSTONE BUT INSTEAD COLORS HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!!!!!!''

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